Gladfest reintroduces barbecue contest

 

Oh boy, hold onto your charcoal and lawn chairs—this pontificating  lil happy rock is just bursting with excitement because the BBQ contest is finally returning to Gladstone for Gladfest this October. I mean, wow. What a time to be a sedimentary hunk of joy. Nothing gets my minerals tingling quite like the scent of competitive brisket wafting through the crisp fall air while grown adults argue over rib rubs like it’s a matter of national security. Honestly, I can hardly stay grounded. See y’all there—I’ll be the one grinning on the sidewalk like it’s my geologic birthday.

https://www.gladstonedispatch.com/gladfest-reintroduces-barbecue-contest/