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Body Discovered Near Maple Woods College

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“Bruce the Spam King” Tests the Patience of Gladstone’s Nextdoor Moderators

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Dog Thwarts Late-Night Bike Theft with Bark and Bite

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Gladstone Home Explosion-Fireworks Accident?

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Body Discovered Near Maple Woods College

Update: Body Discovered Near Maple Woods College was a person who was unconscious due to a drug overdose. He is now recovering in a facility. Gladstone, MO – June 7, 2025 Authorities are investigating after a body was discovered early Thursday morning near Maple Woods College in Gladstone, Missouri. According to preliminary reports, the body of an unidentified person was found near Maple Woods Road between Highway 152 and the nearby three-way intersection on Barry Road. Police have yet to provide any information on the person's identity. The incident was first reported around 6:15 a.m. on June 6, 2025, and police remained on the scene for several hours as investigators processed the area. A local woman and her mother, who were returning from Walmart, witnessed a large police presence in the area as they drove past the scene. "We saw them starting to pick the man up," she said. “There were officers everywhere.” Sources say that it was students from the college who...

Gladstone Home Explosion-Fireworks Accident?

GLADSTONE — “No Fireworks Allowed!” (Except When They're Sold Next to a Gas Station) In a stunning display of logic only local government could master, authorities have confirmed that a recent home explosion was not due to a gas leak. They indicated that fireworks—banned within Gladstone city limits—are likely what caused a recent home explosion, although the investigation is still on going. Naturally, this shocking revelation has led officials to reflect deeply on how such a tragedy could occur in a city where fireworks are strictly prohibited... except for the part where you can buy them right on the edge of town. Next to a gas station. Because that makes sense. The conveniently placed fireworks megastore at 64th and North Oak—just a spark’s skip from explosive fuel—has been identified by residents as a real head-scratcher. “Sure, we ban fireworks use,” said absolutely no one in charge, “but we never said anything about banning dangerously convenient access to them.” Officials...

Gladstone Farmers Market Canceled for 2025,

Gladstone Residents Left to Forage for Kale Elsewhere By This Lil Happy Rock, Special to the Obvious News Network GLADSTONE, MO — Tragedy has struck suburbia. The City of Gladstone announced with deep, bureaucratic regret that the 2025 Farmers Market season at the historic Atkins-Johnson Farm and Museum has been canceled . That’s right — the dreams of freshly plucked radishes, artisanal soaps, and those slightly overpriced heirloom tomatoes have officially withered on the vine. Why, you ask? According to city officials, the collapse of this sacred weekend ritual can be blamed on a “series of challenges” — which is code for “we lost one guy who grew lettuce and couldn’t find enough squash.” Apparently, the entire operation was hanging by the fragile thread of one key vendor, whose departure was enough to send the whole season crumbling like a stale scone. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more predictable — let’s not forget the nationwide shortage of actual farm wo...

Suspicious Man Seen Running Through Yards in Gladstone

GLADSTONE, MO — May 4, 2025 Multiple residents in the Oaks and surrounding Gladstone neighborhoods are on alert after several sightings of a suspicious young man, reportedly seen running through yards and hiding in bushes during morning school bus times on Friday May 2. The initial sighting occurred around 8:25 a.m. near 53rd Street and N Washington Street, where a man believed to be in his 20s, African American, wearing a black hoodie and a light-colored backpack, was seen darting through neighbors' yards and approaching porches. “He had longer hair, maybe dreads,” said the reporting resident. “We lost sight of him near some bushes. It was really unsettling with the school buses nearby.” But others claim to have encountered the same man before. “He scared me one night when I was pulling in after work,” said another resident. “Same outfit, same backpack. He ran past my car and hid in the bushes. I turned my headlights on him and he ran to the trees. After I drove away and circle...

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